An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.
Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice
by jdbombassmofo December 16, 2021
by J-Bold February 23, 2011
a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices
can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received
also known as opportunity slicing
can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received
also known as opportunity slicing
I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...
I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...
The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.
I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...
The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.
by mcornett14 October 16, 2009
by Jgray07 November 19, 2007
The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once
Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen
by thesunkendestroyer August 07, 2010
-noun (Kay'k Sly's):
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.
For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.
Ere go, a Cake Slice.
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.
For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.
Ere go, a Cake Slice.
"I totally flirted with this Cake Slice in fifth hour today."
"Oh?"
"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."
"Oh?"
"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."
by Rebeshka February 05, 2009
Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma August 15, 2017