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eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.
CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.
by Tomytomy October 25, 2015
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Shut the Fuck Up

Say it when someone be sayin' some dumb shit.
When someone be saying some dumb shit, give em a bombastic side eye, and say,
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."
by P0PPYTPLAYS August 1, 2023
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Shut Up Yo

“Shut Up Yo©️” is a phrase licensed, distributed, created, and manufactured by the Jesus Ski Club™️. The Jesus Ski Club™️ is a club which was brought to life by Jesus himself, and they worship and adore him unconditionally. “Shut Up Yo©️” is a phrase to show your superiority over an individual and show them they must be quiet this very second. These three sacred words are only to be used by members of the Jesus Ski Club™️ and if these words are used by an average citizen, they will face the wrath of God.
by ArThUR is a god November 24, 2019
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Shut up thot!

A phrase used by the legendary thot slayers to slay thots.
Thot: I use a normal dictionar-
Thot slayer: Shut up thot!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Shut your malfoy

Hey Lisa shut your malfoy you lie like your in Slytherin, shady mofo!
by Gingerlover04 May 9, 2020
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shut your fag

similar to shut up. refers to some one who sounds like a' normal fag' who is being critical of alternate life styles that he/she deems not to be mainstream or 'normal'
A. those people are weird for listening to that strange music.
B. Shut your fag dude, that's some cool shit.
by Lastburden1234 April 19, 2018
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Shut up Carolanne

Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?

2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!

3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???

1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?

3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.

2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?

3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity

2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?

3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr

1st person: So she just never shuts up?

3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.

2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
by Elliot Greenberg October 8, 2019
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