september 27

anyone born on september 27 means that their parents got frisky on new year’s eve. most legendary birthday of the year.

ethan: my birthday is september 27th, you know what that means right?
sean: no, what?
ethan: means my old folks had some fun new year’s eve

by g657 May 11, 2020

september 1

September 1st national taken day show off your boyfriend or girlfriend and how much you love them or if your bold enough your crush go ask them out

Definition of September 1:your taken and your showing your boyfriend or girlfriend off
Guy:its national taken day!!!
Girl:nice I can show you off

Girl:(posts lots of pics videos and paragraphs about her bf)

by Baby_tay August 29, 2019

September 10th

September 10th is national suck dick day! If uu have a bf feel free to suck his dick. If uu single hook up wit someone and give him head or a blow job.

Mate #1: I’m going to my bf house today to treat him 😏.
Mate #2: What’s the occasion?
Mate #1: Today is September 10th! National suck dick day! Do uu live under a rock?

by pEriOdD! July 2, 2020

September 29

National get a girl friend day

Get a girl friend on September 29

by Gayxoutry September 28, 2021

September 9th

September 9th is international Baloomba day. You celebrate the birthday of Baloomba and eat cake.

Today is September 9th! That means it’s international Baloomba day, Let’s go and eat some cake!

by Baloomba’s birthgiver September 7, 2022

September 28

National slap an ass day

Slap your best friends, mom's, dad's, girlfriend, boyfriends, siblings anyone and get away with it because it's national slap an ass day

Hey guys it September 28 national slap an ass day I'm definitely slapping Alex's ass because he got a dumpy.

by Alex654 September 27, 2021

September Seventh

National Compliment Your Crush Day!

Take your shot and compliment that person thats been on your mind the most.

Dude 1: “Yo bro its September Seventh go compliment your crush!”
Dude 2: “Oh damn you are right it is the 7th.”
Dude 1: “Yea, go compliment that girl you been talking about.”
Dude 2: “Fine man, it is September Seventh after all.”

by September Seventh September 5, 2021