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I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013
mugGet the I just love your spray tan!mug.

Halifax spray

The Halifax spray is best performed when you are on the verge of taking a liquid shit. The first step is to bend over forward with your pants down, and take a finger to close most of the opening of your butt hole.

When the fecal matter will be ejected, the pressure cause by the finger, will add distance and velocity to the evacuation of your body.
Sharnelle was so annoying that i've decided to give her the Halifax spray, surprisingly she enjoyed it and was asking for more. Donovan came forward and he provided her with a second Halifax spray.
by John Vag August 8, 2018
mugGet the Halifax spraymug.

Spray gravy

I pulled out and shot my spray gravy on her back
by Show pony March 10, 2021
mugGet the Spray gravymug.

Throat spray

Throat spray: When a girl (or a dude) gives head, but cant swallow all or any of the cum, so it leaks out of the throat and sprays out the mouth.
"Damn girl! You could've at least tried to swallow it. Look at the room, you throat sprayed my window!"
by wallahabim November 16, 2022
mugGet the Throat spraymug.

Piss spray

The act of attaching a hose to one’s genitalia and pissing on their neighbours dog.
Ah shit John just pulled the piss spray out again Doris!
by CucumberDog December 13, 2021
mugGet the Piss spraymug.

Spray Staining

When you nut into a fan, spraying the jizz everywhere and Staining everything.
chad couldn't stop Spray Staining at the party last night! It's gonna take me hours to clean.
by Llama66 October 15, 2019
mugGet the Spray Stainingmug.

Spray

Often also used as synonymous for pull up and / or shine, as well as in context of being Master of Masters of the Universe.
by dGanja August 21, 2020
mugGet the Spraymug.

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