self high five

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.

Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

self-centred

Egotistical; selfish

Do not be self-centred and sinful.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

self-hating curry

An Indian person who is dissatisfied with their ancestry.

c.f. Self-hating Jew.

Indian Person: Fuck off, I don't speak Curry!
Other: Oh, you're one of those self-hating currys

by AtticusRyan August 28, 2009

Self'd

Derivitave of Self-Owned. For one to harm oneself unintentionally physically or mentally.

At Miles wedding, his fly was down the entire time. After sending out the wedding photos to his friends and family, he realized that his jimmy was viewable in the photos. He was self'd.

Jimmy chased the ball into the street and got hit by a car! -SELF'D!

by mmedenbach December 24, 2006

Self Shred

1) Thinking you are right and then immediately finding out the imminent truth. This may happen when you are alone, or in a group.
2) The act of "shredding" one's self. (See term shredding)

Richard: I can't find any of my fucking xbox controllers. Seriously, I think someone came in here and stole them.
Al: Shouldn't they be in here?
Richard: Yeah... (eventually pulls back curtain covering the windowsill, revealing the controllers)
Al: Is that them?
Richard: Yeah...................."Self Shred!!!"

by Oil Rig January 19, 2010

Self Disenfranchisement

v. transitive - the act of voting so irresponsibly, or voting for such individuals whose competence level is so inadequate, that one effectively cancels out their own vote, rendering the entire voting process meaningless for said individual.

Voting for leftist, racist moonbat, slugs like Cynthia McKinney is an act of Self Disenfranchisement

by PR via HA August 8, 2006

self hi5

this is a way i like to congatulate myself on a job well done.. cos like.. WHO CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES OPiNiONS..

iTS FoR yOu...
so congratulate yourself wit a
SELF Hi5....

directions for a self hi-5

I'm gonna self hi5 myself to kewlness.

one. bend knees slightly and prepare your body in the "ready to jump over a wild maniac cat wit a chainsaw and foamin at themouth wit rabies and is going to eat ur ass" position. with both arms loosely by your hips.

two. tighten muscles in lower calfs of both legs, tense up ur toes and ready urself for a vertical launch into the wide oxygen air above ur beautifully shaped head.. begin raisin and extendin both arms in an upwards claspin motion..

three. thrustin ur body upwards and pushin quite hard, whilst simultanously clappin your open palms above your head
Tip : Clap like ur clappin for somethin great or Wonderfullingly wonderful and good..

four. now is the exciting part.. as your hands clasp
together and omit that !!CLAP!! sound..scream from the height of your voice wit all of your lungs can
errupt.. omit the following phrase..

"SELF-HI-FiVE.."

five. picture this exact moment in ur mind and remember this
as a "Valued Moment".. you now look the BiZ..you're coolness factor has jus increased by 50%!!

six. land gracefully upon the ground sound and safe whilst
maintainin a perfect confident dazzlin smile..

Notice how now everybody knows how great you are..

the end...

by Greg "DamoBrad" Doyle December 10, 2007