St Gabriel's Secondary School

The best school in the world. It is a heaven for everyone where the teacher is nice and everyone is very good and happy. There are no problems and the food is tasty. Everyone is good friends with everyone and teachers. This school is very good and awesome for everyone. Nothing ever happened on 8th September 2021. The school did not lose any students and we always only had 100 people. The blood stains in the toilet was the result of periods and not any student who gave head. I am most certainly not a spy trying to document this and got caught. I am most certainly not being held hostage with a ArmaLite AR-15 223 Remington 5.56×45mm loaded with 9mm bullets capable of firing through walls pointed at my head. I am not being forced to write this in order to hide the incident. Sorry, a incident. I am not sure why you may think that I may not exist after this is published. Please do not spread any fake news or we may have to prosecute you.

"Wow, st Gabriel's Secondary school is truly the school of all time!"

"Nothing bad ever happens here!"

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by Thaatguy December 8, 2022

Couva East Secondary

Couva East is a school that mostly dont live up to its potential. We can accomplish sooooo much more.
The GOOD girls (emphasize on the good) of Couva East are underrated. But the thing is all dem boys and dem does want action (if yk what i mean) instead of wife material. But nah Couva East boys is shit. Facial structure is like literal sewage. All them watching is convent gyal. So while the girls studying, and thinking about their future and like...you know have morals, the boys "being boys"
Some other things to note:
•We are shit at football, less shitty at cricket
•Couva East is UNITY
•Sports day does be lit

"By the time i see that green skirt, i know is Couva East Secondary gyal"

by ~♡~ January 29, 2023

Port Augusta Secondary School

Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle

Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊

by JackelBalls4 March 2, 2023

Emily Carr Secondary School

Emily Carr is full of retards ranging rom Obese teachers, weird anime kids, fags, pakis, italians to normal people. If you want to enter a shit show you'll wanna go to Emily Carr

Persin 1: Yo I'm going to Emily Carr Secondary School, you coming?
Person 2: Yeah, if you are I will
Person 3: is you people fr? Fuck that shit nigga I'll get home schooled

by MikeTython108 April 13, 2023

Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's

person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school

by salamipooh November 12, 2023

Terry Fox Secondary

If any teachers are seeing this just remember that you gotta face reality
-K8T

Terry Fox Secondary is a place where you would see police cars everyday

by K8t34evuh November 20, 2023

Tanjong Katong Secondary School

A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard

Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean

by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024