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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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Triple-scissors

It is the best rock, paper, scissors tactic known to mankind. Although this tactic has great power, it is extremely hard to use. Only great champions of the game can use it and be successful.
Riley used triple-scissors to beat Daniel in the championship of rock, paper, scissors
by Riley The Creator May 14, 2018
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Triple-scissors

It is the best rock, paper, scissors tactic known to mankind. Although this tactic has great power, it is extremely hard to use. Only great champions of the game can use it and be successful.
Riley used triple-scissors to beat Daniel in the championship of rock, paper, scissors
by Riley The Creator May 14, 2018
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Scissor Burn

The irritating rash that occurs during wild lesbo muff to muff grinding.

Eat less cheeseburgers to thin those thighs
Kelly and Wendy after a long awaited first encounter were so desiring of each other they couldn’t stop grinding despite the grinding pain of off their private encounter. Scissor burns are totally worth it.
by Shivermetimers6969 May 19, 2018
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Scissors

An object that splits up.
Scissors beats paper.
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School scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes.
Don’t smell them school scissors. Katie’s had them
by Fax only November 13, 2020
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school scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes
Don’t smell them school scissors Katie Hands had them.
by Fax only November 13, 2020
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