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Science Bless You (SBY)

Science Bless You (SBY): The proper response one gives to an individual that sneezes who does not believe in paganistic rituals or fairy tales.
Science Bless You (SBY)

Mike sneezed into his hand.

Adam, " SBY my friend, SBY"

Mike; " Thanks man, it was a nasty one."
by Imade Bigbrown August 11, 2010
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science chubby

A penile swelling in response to positive scientific results, and or particularly fly equipment
After observing the elemental analyzer emitting a 10,000 kelvin argon plasma flame, I had a science chubby.
by Keven "big" Johnson July 31, 2006
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Science Pimp

A term founded at Trent Univeristy by the great Biochemistry Majors Daniel Lustig and Jasper Boychuck in thier first year of thier studies.

1.One who greatly excels in the field(s) of Biology, Chemistry or Physics and has absolutely no respect for Arts Majors and fellow students aiming to "achieve" a Bachelor of Arts Degree.

2.A student who pimps Science with great ease, producing high quality lab reports and test results with last minute effort whilst maintaining his/her status at the top of their class.

3. Daniel Lustig
Student 1:"Hey what did you get on that test Dan?"
Dan: "I did well"
Student: "What's 'well'"
Dan: "Like 90 something"
Student: "Dan I hate you"
Dan: "That's because I'm a science pimp, bitches" *Harlem Shake at the Wake Dance*
by Lustig December 10, 2008
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Mad Sciontist

When someone purchases a Scion and has it tricked out. Typically they spend every last dollar they have keeping the car from going back to the bank
Whoa, did you see Allena's new Scion TC, it has every option possible... She's a Mad Sciontist!
by Adam M Nichols January 20, 2009
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Science

Way too much fucking information that no one on the planet needs to know.
Having short nails eases fingering. That's science kid.
by $weet$ March 13, 2018
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Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.
The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)
by Garboth May 22, 2008
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Bullshit science

(n) A psuedo-scientific explanation, where the speaker uses scientific-sounding words to make his made-up nonsense sound legit.
The following is Joe trying to appear smart by explaining rain using bullshit science:

Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.
by AlphaOkami March 16, 2011
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