runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

Front runner

A running social group consisting primarily of gay and lesbian members.

Hey Rick I'm a. Member of the front runners you should join the team. You would have a great time

by Nothingness1968 November 8, 2018

Covid Runner

A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic

The Covid Runners are out

by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020

The Maze Runner

The Maze Runner is a dystopian science fiction book series and a movie trilogy by James Dasher

someone: "what's your favorite movie?"
"oh! its The Maze Runner!"

by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 20, 2024

bun-runner

Bun, as in butt cheek, used in juvenile name-calling. We used it often in elementary school in Boulder, Colorado back in the 1960s. bun

Stop bothering me, you bun-runner!

by Skyship November 23, 2019

spectrum runner

when an individual is too drunk you don't know which way they will run out of a bar

Wow he is such a spectrum runner, we didn't know he'd end up at the beach after the club.

by busclubanotherclub June 17, 2021

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016