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Ratchet

Evan is ratchet
by cowdoghorse76234 June 3, 2023
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Ratchet

"Dude, you see that kid fighting? Kid is Ratchet."

"You think Superman is cool? Fucking Zod is RATCHET."
by Mr. Marz July 3, 2014
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secret ratchet

A man or women that is attractive to look at, but contains the qualities a ratchet/faggot/thirsty/hoe contains:

-follows other ratchets on instagram and likes their photos and may give them their number(with or without a gf/bf)
-uses more than 3 hashtags
-uses both emoticons :), ;), etc. and emojis😊,😉, etc.

- may say ratchet lovey-dovey things (i love my baby boy/girl so much he/she is my world, my everything happy one week to my future husband/wife
- is over the age of 15 and still wears aeropostle/hollister clothes.
- wears ugg boots with leggings
- uses meaningful captions on instagram that has no connection to the picture
- uses over 3 emojis/punctuation marks in a bio/caption
- every photo they take is either a selfie or a mirror picture
- pictures with significant other are only of them kissing
Alex: Woah that guy is so sexy!

Morgan: No he is the guy that gives his numbers to those ratchets on insta....and he has a gf!

Alex: Damnit....he's a secret ratchet
by - al the pickle May 29, 2014
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slick ratchets

N. A female who uses deception to slyly avoid you seeing any images of her while slipping her way into your text messages or DMS(twitter) to start a conversation with you.

This usually results in you finding out she is ratchet as all fuck by her either sending a picture, snapchat, or using facetime to contact you.

Situations with these people can be humorous to others so they are often screenshotted and posted on twitter for others to enjoy.
Dale: "yo this gurl bout to send me a pic wanna see if she sexy"

Blake: "hell yea nigga"

Dale: "damn she's ratchet as fuck look at this"

Blake: "slick ratchets these days slidin in the dms like its nothing!!!"
by drizzleogm300 October 13, 2014
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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Ratchet

1. A trashy person or act, usually referring to females.

2. A firearm
1. Don’t mess with that chick she ratchet.

2. Don’t mess with that dude he got a ratchet.
by Dirty760 June 30, 2024
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Ratchet

Actions taken that are intentionally out of compliance with The Universal Process.

The human body is a system teeming with bioelectric energy. The human body processes and interacts with the Earth's, and The Universe's, electromagnetic environment. Decisions made for the sole purpose of personal enrichment shall be tried in the form of various life experiences.

Please see:
+ Electromagnetic Field Interaction With the Human Body: Observed Effects and Theories (NASA, 1981)
+ Earth's Magnetosphere (NASA, 2023)
+ How Earth's Magnetic Shield Protects Us from the Sun (NOVA PBS, 2013)
+ A Discourse Concerning Unlimited Submission and Non-Resistance to Higher Powers (Jonathan Mayhew, 1750)
"The 45th President of the United States of America appointed a Supreme Court Justice. The appointment was potentially a ratchet decision."
by AnsemForGood June 8, 2024
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