puddy

a guy that everyone teases, he wreaks with a strong musty odor that no one likes. puddy is also someone you can't understand when he talks

" puddy get that out of here. go take a shower you pudd"

by Mike is big September 29, 2009

puddy cat

a girl part where the guy part loves

ahhhhhhhhhh. It's in babe. Bwtw nice puddy cat.

by GiNgErMoNsTa December 28, 2015

mud puddle

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

by bammm!105 June 7, 2011

puddle

a collective noun for group of douchebags

"Bush and his cronies were a complete puddle of douchebags"

by J. Space January 22, 2009

puddle of success

the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.

"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"

by westmann88 January 6, 2007

Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

twistin a puddle

Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.

I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.

by Big Ian January 14, 2008