antiwar protestor

Do you mean War Protester?
Or people who are against war protesters?
Could be Peace (Antiwar) Protester? A Peace Protester? What the fuck is that?
People against war who protest! OK I got it, now. A bleeding heart that would hand this country over to its enemies, if given the chance.

See idiot.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

professional titty grabber

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.

DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!

by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008

professional playa

A guy who swears that he likes you, but continues to deny it, flirt with other girls, or tell you to your face that he likes " so and so". These people tend to lie about it so much that they engage in passionate arguments with you about it.

Carter, "my boyfriend", is

by Mad As Hell March 19, 2003

Professional mugger

A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.

Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.

Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!

Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.

by Apemanjon September 5, 2008

Professional Surprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

Purple Protesters

Members of SEIU, a union now infamous for it's fraudulent activity and intimidation tactics, who used force in their attempt to help elect Obama as president. They are easy to spot because they always wear purple shirts with SEIU written on them and travel in large groups for intimidation purposes. Studies have shown that most SEIU members tested for borderline mental retardation on most intelligence tests.

Hey, did you go to the town hall meeting?

I was going to, but then I heard the Purple Protesters were there so I decided to stay home.

by JAK 4B September 30, 2010

Egyptian Protest

to throw an epic sized tantrum until you get what you want.

Billy wanted a chocolate chip cookie his mom said no so he staged an Egyptian protest for 18 days until she resigned from motherhood and then moved out of the house.

by quinzhee March 3, 2011