prehensitology

A religion where followers worship women's big luscious tails.

I'm a follower of prehensitology. Them tiefling and furry girls got a hold on me.

by FiveShiftOne April 13, 2025

Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.

"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!

by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025

cunt-prehension

cunt-prehension

is the flipside of mansplaining, when a person (typically a woke as fuck SJW) can't comprehend a rebuttal or a fact in contrary to their "woke" take because they are just a miserable argumentative cunt.

"i just mentioned if she really wanted equality she would also argue for women to be included in the draft in the event of war. she just called me a shitlord and said i was "mansplaining?" that broad has a real cunt-prehension problem if you know what i mean."

by Wank Skinatra June 14, 2018

pretendicus

FAKE WEED is referred to as pretendicus

yo that was some pretendicus nigga, give me my money back!

by fake rap gangster mother fuckers October 23, 2006

pretenderly

someone that isnt who they say they are

That girl was trying to be someone else. She was pretenderly acting like Britney Spears

by msu1217 October 2, 2007

pretendaz

One who fakes the funk and thinks they are real gangster when really they tell more stories than Dr. Suess.

Tyrone: "Man, that fool is reeaalll gangster."

Mr. Washington: "Man fuck that mark, He kicks it wit a bunch of pretendaz!"

by O.G. Hennessey Loc September 22, 2009

presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.

"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."

by tombleyboo October 8, 2009