poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.

I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.

by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025

poisoned army

The army that King gentec rules over basically a bunch of random people that all have different abilities

The poisoned army shall gain power!

by A poisoned soldier September 7, 2017

Vagina poison

A person who is incapable of getting any bitches

Person 1: Kevin is just vagina poison

Person 2: Tell me about it he gets zero bitches

by Vaginapoison September 8, 2022

Poison slap

Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.

It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!

Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!

Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?

Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!

Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!

by Dragopierrr996 September 2, 2023

Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018

Poison Pie

When you and your girl are having sex and she dosent tell you she's on her period and you creampie then you turn the lights one and see the Poison Pie

Bro last nigt me and my girl were fucking and I creampied her then turned on the lights and was disgusting by the Poison Pie

by Mustyman29 July 2, 2022

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016