pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.

it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.

by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 17, 2016

Cooter pile

A lady's vagina that looks like a raw sea scallop freshly opened...

I saw a woman at the gas station and knew for sure she had a gigunter cooter pile

by Stina1 December 23, 2016

San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.

I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred

by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016

Palm pile

Pooping in your own palm then smacking someone with it

I'm gonna hit Cheryl with a palm pile

by Itzuhcarrot l October 12, 2022

golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.

I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.

by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016

Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.

I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016

hit the wood pile

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.

I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.

by drime ramsey July 13, 2025