Phullups

The act of doing pull-ups immediately after consuming 2-3 peanut butter & jelly sandwiches. Typically motivated by immense feelings of guilt and long gazes into mirrors asking oneself, "Why did I eat that many sandwiches? Who am I?".

1. Jamie had a tough day at work, so she decided to binge eat PB&J Sandwiches for fun when she returned home. She quickly regretted her decision and proceeded to perform hundreds of Phullups to rid herself of her angst.

2. Tolan was taken hostage by a group of angry lesbians, of whom forced him to eat nearly 20 PB&J Sandwiches in a single sitting! Before he could escape the kinky wenches, he found a nearby pull-up bar and engaged himself in countless Phullups until vomiting on the floor.

3. Kyle did so many Phullups after the football game, that he regurgitated the sandwiches all over his new couch!

by thetolan87 April 26, 2013

Phelps girl

A girl so ugly she drives men to fellatio. Derived from the Phelps family from Topeka, Kansas. The family who runs the Westboro Baptist Church,

Look at that fugly ass Phelps girl over there

by boyboy626 July 8, 2016

Philpott

A long banana curved cock with a huge mushroom head.

"He has such a Philpott his knob alone is more than a mouthful"

by Aucoin Management November 18, 2017

Pulp

The action of grabbing a meat tenderizer and repeatably beating your penis with it until your penis is left malformed, bloody, or beaten to a pulp.

I would rather pulp my self than hear you speak

by Grubby fingernails October 25, 2018

harrison phelps

A Dick head and a reject

Look at that Harrison Phelps

by Positively goose February 7, 2018

michael phelps dat sheeeet

take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts

Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet

by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018

Pulling a Phelpsy

Winning 8 gold medals at the olympics in swimming and then doing some weed and losing all your sponsors and being suspended.

"I went yesterday and pulled a Phelpsy."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, Pulling a Phelpsy is fun!"
"Cool!"

by qwertyman123 April 7, 2009