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Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
mugGet the Like Patrolmug.

Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.
Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...
by ™One June 1, 2019
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top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night
“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller
by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020
mugGet the top patrollermug.

Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.
by Afro-Caribbean Jesus February 19, 2015
mugGet the Low patrolmug.

Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood
T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away
by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020
mugGet the Snow patrolmug.

Nissan patrol

Top of the range 4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Don’t need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
Nissan patrolslaying pussy since 1975”
by Wilko April 14, 2021
mugGet the Nissan patrolmug.

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.
Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.
by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025
mugGet the Highway Patrol Syndromemug.

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