An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
Get the Stache Patrolmug. Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..
There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol
by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024
Get the Doormat patrolmug. A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.
by FrootLuips January 24, 2019
Get the Thot Patrolmug. Last night I spent 2 hours and $15 in fuel on hole patrol before I ended up getting my knob gobbled.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
Get the Hole patrolmug. by Phoneaddiction105 August 9, 2021
Get the sand patrolmug. A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect
by nonce hunter October 8, 2019
Get the Paul's patrolmug. by Stevesmith123 May 4, 2018
Get the Pest-patrolmug.