Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.

“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.

by Senketsu September 17, 2019

Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips

Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)

by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011

Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.

Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.

by phooshbubble December 20, 2017

Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.

“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.

by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020

Cyber Moon

When one scans a picture of his or her own ass and sends it to a friend online hidden as something of interest.

"I'm not gunna open that file you sent me. You're just gunna fucking cyber moon me again!"

by Dr. Quorge The Conqueror April 3, 2012

Connor Moon

The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.

Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon

by Gary p November 13, 2016

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013