Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021

The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.

Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"

by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019

norwalk ohio

A small town filled with heroine junkies. Only three reasons to ever visit this depressing whore filled town. To have sex (and hopefully not catch something) to buy drugs (again pray you don't catch an std for your needle sharing) or to fight someone (pray you don't catch there blood in your mouth or wound you might catch something) that's all this town offers. Oh and Walmart of course.

Went to Norwalk Ohio once... Now it burns when I pee.

by Dickums September 6, 2016

Ohio Shovel

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.

Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015

Philo Ohio

Philo Ohio, were do I begin everyone that lives hear are river rats, but momma never said being an inbread was the devil so here we are,but on the Friday night lights all the kids walk around packing there dip, and drinking beer and pshh there school is about as horrible as a regular nail going through dry wall with no stud did I mention where a bunch of redneck use ductape to fix everything kinda people. Bc all the yeeyee dippers are poor,but we're a really supportive community of dumbfuck crackheads but are we the only village that has 30 cops that live so close seems like there only ammusment is polling over people on dirtbikes or four-wheelers n what pothead doesn't go to the bottom of the bridge and take photos with a bunch of spraypaint everywhere

Philo Ohio

by Yeeyee bub June 20, 2019

Ohio Lollipop

The act of triggering the prolapse of one's partner's anus, either through applying enough pressure on his/her buttcheeks or by simply reaching out to the depths of his/her anus with one's hand and pulling the rectum out while twisting it, in order to lick it and suck it with progressively intense tongue and lip motions, as when performing oral sex. It is important to bear in mind that, after the act is performed, it is conventionally considered a lack of courtesy for the active partner not to return the receiving partner's anus to its original state, usually done by administering an Alabama Whack-a-Mole.

Man, I can still feel my asshole burning from the Ohio Lollipop Sally gave me last week!

by The Molester 69 March 17, 2018

Ohio Ball

Some consider it a sport. Others consider it a suicide mission. Ohio ball is the world most dangerous game ever. The game has THREE unspoken rules.
#1 Never speak of Ohio Ball
#2 Death can shortly follow after losing a game of Ohio Ball.
#3 Anything can happen.

Jimmy: “You what are those niglets doing?”
Tyrone: “There playing Ohio Ball”
Ohio-Russian Spy: “Вы нарушили первое правило игры в Огайо. Вы будете повешены за свои преступления против королевства Огайо.”

by SigmaFaggotHater December 20, 2022