october 19th

october 19th is the day dan (Daniel Howell/danisnotonfire) and phil (AmazingPhil) met in real life.

it’s a v important day okok *cries bc i’m proud of dnp*

person 1: oh today’s october 19th!!!!
person 2: yesss!!! that’s the day dan and phil met in real life!

by howellcrafts October 18, 2017

october 14th

national sex day, this is a day where you fuck your significant other so hard that they won’t be able to walk for a week

nigga 1: dude tommorows october 14th, national sex day
nigga 2: national what day?
nigga 1: sex day! go give yo bitch that good dickkk

by riley turnbull has crabs October 13, 2019

October 13th

The day the best person ever was born. Me. Fuck that kpop bitchboy.

Me: It’s my birthday not Jim Jim kpop bitch.
Also Me: It’s also October 13th.

by HaeroldDasHure October 29, 2019

October 16

National suck dick day

Her friend asked her what she was doing later

‘Well it’s October 16...’

by SUckdickday October 16, 2019

October 10th

National send me a booty pic even if u dont nun send som titty or som day

Bitch,its october 10th send me som mf ass

by Spunny October 9, 2020

October 14

October 14 is a day were boys get to grab girls ases girls hide yo ass

Parker yeah I love October 14 grab ass day

by Jhghbb October 12, 2019

October 17

National nothing day.

No slapping ass, no kissing your crush, nothing.

Virgin on their snap story: AHa itS nAtIonal slAp Ass day, SInCE iTs October 17

Person: no, you thirsty virgin. Nothing is happening today. It’s national Nothing day because slap ass day isn’t a national holiday

by The Drama Hotspot October 16, 2019