Douchebag, Greasy Italian, who smelled terrible until they are 16. Known for their terrible jokes and pinner physique.
by tuften28 January 7, 2010

an annoying kid, Probably a homosexual, has few is any friends, his cousins and relatives are close to his because he is so repulsive that outside people have to stay away, is extremely gullible and has no chance with the girl he likes.
Lee: what is that smell.
Madison: I think its Nicks socks. He's using a blow dryer
Lee: thats gross
Gunner: The idiot still believes that we kissed in the woods
Madison: Wow! he's so stupid
Madison: I think its Nicks socks. He's using a blow dryer
Lee: thats gross
Gunner: The idiot still believes that we kissed in the woods
Madison: Wow! he's so stupid
by naturalcauses58 March 14, 2011

the bigges douchebag aka waffle de douche ive EVER met.. hes lazy and does nothing but play video games as he is rite this second
by the mysterious10101 February 14, 2010

A bucktoothed, short, pignosed, chubby, douchbag. He has blonde scraggly hair most of the time. Yet for some reason he ussually has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world! He is an ass who will pretend not to like you to "test" you. Then when you make out with someone else, otherwise called "moving on" he gets pissed as hell. Ussually he has anger management and adha. If you dont know what this means, it means that he is a freaking phycopath who will cut you if he forgets his meds. No joke. He likes to cuddle at the movies and scare the living shit out of you making you pee your pants. Then he will laugh. This means that you will never go to a scary movie with him again. Ever. He will never talk to you in fron of his friends because, supposedly, he is too much of a "baller" to care. Truthfully he is just a pussy ass white boy who has no swag. Just Saying Watch out for them Nicks. (He may have good taste in music and sing to you, but will not do it well. He may also look up the videos to see titties because he is a sick ass pervert.) He has a small dick to none. Just saying.
This does not apply to all Nicks. No gureentee.
This does not apply to all Nicks. No gureentee.
Girl: Uhgg who is that sicko that keeps staring at my tits?
Other Girl: UH OH!! That looks like a Nick . . . RUN!!
Other Girl: UH OH!! That looks like a Nick . . . RUN!!
by sexybeast1&2 September 18, 2012

Nick is the most incredible person he nice and sweet and loves to talk to everyone and he loves he best friends that is a girl he loves her more than anything 💕
by Clone_commander_ponds_official March 17, 2017

by big ol penis nick December 31, 2020

Nick is your best friend, but you don't even know it. Whether it's in 5th and 6th hour ELA in school or 5-9 at McDonalds, he is there. Brown hair with baby blue eyes, he has a great sense of humor and a contagious smile. Totally a geek too! Loves games, especially old ones, as well as new ones. When he likes something, he gets into it (lol that's what she said). Whether it's memes, anime, or just writing, he always has a passion for it. May be sort of a bitch some times, but auto corrects themselves. Your friends will tease you for hanging out with him, saying things like "When's the wedding you two?" But at that instant, you both shoot them down with your bazooka. He is the best friend you will ever know.
Stupid people: "Heh, who's that, your BOYFRIEND?" (Everyone mocks us)
Me: "BIOTCHYOULOOKLIKEMYFOOTEXICUTEYOURSELFLIKEBOIASIFDUDEBROSQUADFAMHOWDAREBITCHASIFYOUCOULDDOBETTERBIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH"
Nick: *pulls out bazooka* you ready to die mf?
Me: "BIOTCHYOULOOKLIKEMYFOOTEXICUTEYOURSELFLIKEBOIASIFDUDEBROSQUADFAMHOWDAREBITCHASIFYOUCOULDDOBETTERBIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH"
Nick: *pulls out bazooka* you ready to die mf?
by xXX_swagger_XXx May 17, 2018
