bad blow

when a girl can not suck dick to save her life. She thinks she is amazing, but absolutely has no idea what shes doing. Usually uses teeth and scrapes males penis. This usually does not go on for long because he ends up cock-smacking that bitch anyway.

Joe- how was christie?
Bob- man that was one bad blow !!

by maufalama123 January 25, 2009

Twerk and Blow

To give a man a blowjob while twerking (shaking your butt) in the mirror for him to admire.

Mary: Honey, you look like you have had a rough day, can I do anything for you?
Bob: Actually, a twerk and blow would really make me feel better.
Mary: Sure thing! One ass shakin blowjob coming your way!

by oralfixiation August 27, 2013

blow jay

The act of giving/trying to give a man a blow job while being extremely fuckin shit faced. So shit faced that you cannot even say it as blow job or even a bj. Which results as calling it a 'blow jay'.

'I am going to give you the best blow jay EVER!...With my mouth!'--Superbad

by Justine Ever So Lame March 17, 2008

blow ass

The act of blowing huge amounts of gas out of ones ass. Excessive flatulating

This guy is Major Blow ass!

by John Wilson May 26, 2004

sucks and blows

a word tha combines the terms 'That sucks' and 'That blows' to make a fun way to say something is disappointing. Often used by Bart Simpson.

"Oh Man! That sucks and blows!"

by gracie April 18, 2005

Horn Blowing

The sexual act of a man inserting his penis into the anus. While thrusting himself into a male or female anus the other partner farts. This act is considered blowing your partners horn.

Horn Blowing is when my boyfriend and I are having anal, I squeezed his stomach and he blows my horn.

by SHILO WEWOO February 14, 2018

Bushmans Blow

The fine art of craning ones neck forward from the body, placing one finger up or covering one nostril. A deep breath is then taken and the air is expelled at a staggering rate via the remaining nostril.

Good, practical way of cleansing ones nose when no tissues are around.

Ted, in an effort to remove stubborn mucous from his nasal passage, performed a bushman's blow into Annie's face.

by Professor Rape PhD July 28, 2003