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myspace sucks
by pscot14 October 30, 2008
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A place where you add every person who has shared a breathe of air with you, a real popularity test.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

Abduction
Rape
Murder
Stalking

MYSPACE gals may look like the following;

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/Empress544/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg
"Heyy!"
"Heyy! Check out my MySpace! I have 150 friends!"
"Pshh, rather not get the side affects.
by anonymous gal/guy of the world November 04, 2008
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6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace, and she'd be a whore without it!
You can teach them bad from good but you cant make them be good!!!
Think about it!
ur kid is a slut and it is not because of myspace, maybe u should pay closer attention to what they are doing
by man with a hawk November 13, 2007
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myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!
predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!
by thatsjank! May 05, 2009
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MySpace isn't a place for pedophiles, child predators and molesters! It's a plac for friends!
Daniella: ewww some 40 year old fag keeps on trying to add me on myspace so he can jack off to my pictures
by 71421 July 14, 2008
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a place for girls and guys to get addicted to and act toally odd and frendships are made and there is A LOT of drama...but its fun!A place for stalkers to find new prey, a place that will change your life...yet its the best place EVER
Girl#1: OMFG Y AM I NOT ON UR TOP 150??? am i NOT important

GIRL#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike

Girl#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e

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OMG my myspace jsut got deleted!!

by who

i DONT KNOW!!!

wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date!!

yay!!!
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A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.
Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"
by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009
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