lives on the moon

Pedophile

“Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
“Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”

by Copheyboi December 16, 2021

Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.

Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.

by phooshbubble December 20, 2017

Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips

Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)

by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011

Moon Wench

A lewd lunar female.

my roommate often wishes she could move to the moon and become a slutty moon wench.

by moonwench1 April 12, 2010

Moon boots

Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.

“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.

by Sorrygonefishing April 2, 2020

moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic

Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk

by Shasake December 13, 2019

Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.

“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.

by Senketsu September 17, 2019