mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

mom by Anna_banana123 July 19, 2023

mom

i miss my mom

moms are supposed to be there forever

mom by najaisjsiiaiza July 19, 2023

Mom

My other man

My mom is calling me.
My Other Man is calling me

Mom by Yvng_vic38 September 7, 2023

MoM

MoM Stands for Maidens of Magica.
(Maidens of Magica)

Hey man, do you want to play MoM tonight?
Yes ofcourse! Maidens of Magica is my favourite game!

MoM by Richard43242 September 27, 2023

Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.

I want a partner like my mom

Mom by Sahiii October 8, 2023

Mom

A mom is a person(noun) she takes care of you your whole entire life, while driving you insane as well.

Girl:MOM I NEED FOOD

Mom: YOUR 13 GET IT YOURSELF
Girl:UGHHH

Mom by R41NB0W_RUG November 14, 2023

Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

Mom by Urlocalidiottt:) November 19, 2023