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Mexican lawnmower

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?
by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020
mugGet the Mexican lawnmowermug.

mexican speedwrench

A hammer. Usually the bigger, the better.
A tool (claw hammer, ball peen) that can disassemble something a lot faster than a conventional wrench.
Man, I can't get this thing loose. Pass me the mexican speedwrench.
by abacus November 18, 2004
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The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
by Adam Paul December 18, 2004
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mexican doorbell

Honking your car outside your hootchie's house to come out.
The annoying assed Mexicans next door always use their fucking mexican doorbell, pisses the shit out me, get out of your fucking car and knock on the door.
by kevinNoHo July 16, 2006
mugGet the mexican doorbellmug.

Mexican Gay

The belief that having unprotected anal sex with another man does not qualify them as homosexual as long as they are the giver. Typically hispanic.
Julio's wife is in Mexico, so he fucks dudes to get by when he cant find a woman, thus making him Mexican Gay.
by Studftw April 17, 2008
mugGet the Mexican Gaymug.

Mexican carousel

Having sex for an extended period of time, in multiple positions, until one or both partners completely break down, run out of gas, and/or sustain injuries.
Last night my boyfriend and I did a Mexican Carousel and I can barely walk straight today.

Trying a Mexican Carousel at age 50 almost killed me. I thought I was having a heart attack.
by Tornado608 December 11, 2018
mugGet the Mexican carouselmug.

Mexicans with Sharpies

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture
Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!
by Smelly80222 April 24, 2006
mugGet the Mexicans with Sharpiesmug.

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