Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude

Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.

by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017

Max

Max is such a beautiful and intelligent human being. They are gender fluid and just a beautiful outsider to the worl they are loving, caring. And can get a little freaky. The best. Match for a max is a Damien

Max is hot af

by Bbaattmmaann May 8, 2018

Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”

“Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018

Max

A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.

Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?

Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai

by Diddle fingers December 6, 2019

Max

MAX IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO BE MET EVER. HE'S SWEET, KIND, CARING, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. if you have a max, keep him close to you. never let him go!

also, maxes are cute as hell

Oh wow that person must be a max.

by zachishellacool December 14, 2019

Max

Max is a chill guy most of the time however he bullshits a lot about people and he gets on their bad side. Max is scared of everyone in school including the quiet kid. Max let’s everyone in but he looses them because he bullshits about them.

Is that max? I don’t like him he talked about my dead dog.

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019

Max

Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max

Max: hey girl

Genna: hey

Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun

Genna: dont you when a girlfriend

Max: yeah but she don’t have to know

Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want

Genna:.......

by Amanda minder March 26, 2020