Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

My Dick Long And It Is Called <5`~`3/7-8`~`7/`~`7-8>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Word to my dick

If you know… you know

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell”

by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022