muppet reject

A person who is full of his/her self-importance, yet knows nothing about the subject they're talking about.

"Wow, the Newscaster seems a well-informed authority on China!"
"Nah, he's an expert on spreading bullshit - a muppet reject"

This one was rejected from the muppet show because he was too ugly.

by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008

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Muppetese

Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.

When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.

by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010

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Muppet • Mup • Muppy • mupa • Mupload • muppeting • muppetry • Muppet baby • muppetfucker • muppet necking

Mupfuck

When two or more mups get together and have oral/vaginal/gay/or anal sex.

Dude, Josh K, Reid S, Evan C, Matt R, and Dan M totally had a Mupfuck last night.

by Jorsh KNSS November 21, 2010

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mupo

Means- me too!

Guffy- i'm going to White Castle tonight LuLu !
Lulu- mupo! :)
Guffy- well ok :D

by Eggzorcist March 29, 2014

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When one partner of a couple bends their dominant arm until the fist is at the chest, and proceeds to anally penetrate the other person with the elbow. Once the entire arm is in, the penetrator extends his or her arm until it is straight and the hand is sticking out of the other partners mouth.

Dude, Emily wanted me to Muppet her last night! It was amazing!

Amanda and I were Muppeting all night long last night!

I muppeted Jacob the other day, he was really good!

by Nnia CcarMmorck June 16, 2017

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