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Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.
Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.
by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022
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Look Punk

“You really gonna let him grill you like that

“Ong he make you look punk”
by 20pcMcnugget May 17, 2022
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The Look of MurderFuck

The look you give someone when you want to murder them and sexually violate their corpse so their soul can’t go to heaven.” - Sean Patton
He looked at me with the look of murderfuck.
by Zero.shadow April 4, 2022
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Horrendous Looks

The complete opposite of good looks and is used in a negative way.
“Yo Harry you got with a middle schooler, that’s horrendous looks my guy!”
by AYOMAYO21 January 4, 2021
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scruffy looking

Leia: “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder!"
by General Adam January 4, 2021
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Looking For Ralph

(verb) Leaving a group to go vomit caused by over consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.
I drank two bottles of Bacardi Limon then went looking for Ralph.
by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021
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Locket looking

Being a Guido but at the same time trying to act extremely black
“Yo Bro you got that weed “
“ yeah my brotha I got those 2 grams for 50 dollars
“Maaaan stop locket looking
by Smokedatreefer March 11, 2021
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