Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

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James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel

James's Kurt Gödel in Oppenheimer; you know, 'Difficult People's' Arthur? Now he's solving equations. Always on point, serious and enigmatic.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: who's the guy in Oppenheimer who looks super intelligent?

Person 2: That's James Urbaniak as Kurt Gödel, duh! From 'Difficult People' to nuclear physics.

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

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Kurt Cristinad

A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time

Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother

by Dronzi December 9, 2023

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Flirty Kurt

When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.

Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!

by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018

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kurts unit

A device used for smoking the mary jane!! for further information, look up mary jane.

stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"

stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"

Stoner #3: "im hungry"

Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."

Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::

by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008

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