Kitten Bliss

The overcoming sense of joy when being surrounded by little kittens.

I woke up to kitten bliss this morning when the kittens were laying all over me.

by CN3 March 5, 2011

Kitten

Often defined as a male that is attracted to older women or who want to date a woman that is older than he is.

Joe stopped a lady on the street and explained to her that he was attracted and wanted to date his father's 70 year old wife. Joe is sucha Kitten

by Dr. Ayeee October 5, 2017

kitten

A kinky pet name for you significant other,
most of the time used to fluster the sub (submissive)
the dom (dominant) uses this to make the sub angry/flustered or just down right embarrassed.

"I love you, kitten~"
"SHUT UP!"

by Kill Me Bro May 2, 2018

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 6, 2020

Catapulting Kittens

A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.

When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.

by Editor man March 3, 2008

Baby Kitten

A underaged female (18-)...polar opposite from the Cougar (a female who is in her late 30s or older)

Tim: "Hey can I go out with your sister?"

Brian: "How old are you?"

Tim: "22"

Brian: "Dude, my sister is a baby kitten, she still in high school!"

by heeyhey he May 1, 2010

pissing kittens

nervous.

Dude, I am pissing kittens over the exam tomorrow.

by w0lfey June 30, 2011