knocked up

Falling pregnant to a criminal

Man I was out on parole and I knocked up some cam whore, thank god I got locked back up cause she had one fat ass!

by Bob Darren September 30, 2005

knock-a-saurus

some one that is consumed by the drug they take

The guy on the corner is the dustedest knock-a-saurus ive ever seen.

by tabie tab August 30, 2006

Knock the rocks

To masturbate

Going job hunting today?
Nah, got a fifth of vodka, gonna watch yoga, and maybe knock the rocks a bit.

by Ziplin January 27, 2010

knock boardies

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock

Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

by EveryoneIsGayButMe May 28, 2009

nig knocked

a) The way a black person hits another person, usually in a fist fight.

Yo bitch u just got straight nig knocked!

Yo mu fucka u better not take that piece of chicken or you will get nig knocked upside your head!

by Duker June 19, 2006

the one who knocks

In the criminal underworld when a man becomes so powerful he is able to show up at another man's home and kill him without repercussions, there are two people involved in this scenario. The one who opens the door and gets shot, and the one who knocks.

I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

-Walter White

by WelcomeTo March 16, 2014

Nigger Knocking

To go up to a house in the city in the middle of the night, and bang on their garage door with your fists for a few seconds like some kind of primate. Creates a very loud noise in the night.

We went nigger knocking last night and it woke up half the neighborhood. I beat the shit out of that garage door!

by sackmaster69 June 13, 2018