Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 9, 2023

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirk Style

When you lay on your back and your girl stands on top of you while another man motorboats her

Yeah bro and me my girl did it Kirk style last night

by Bigsquare23 November 4, 2025

Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.

dimesha kirkkkk

by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019

Kirk

to exceed the operational parameters of any piece of machinery, driving a vehicle to the point of destruction or severe mechanical damage. to 'Kirk' something.

'He's going full Kirk in that car' 'Oh he's kirked that motor.'

by BigSends June 28, 2021

to kirk

To shoot someone in the jugular as in the assassination of Charlie Kirk, usually resulting in death.

A: Did you see how the football hit John?

B: It seemed like the guy wanted to kirk him!

by ccrmsn November 18, 2025

Kirk

"neck", Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

Named after Charlie Kirk, who was famously shot in the neck

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025