shane kelly

a tall, autumn aesthetic bruv. according to UD, bickle has a pickle. is really sweet, and prefers waffles over pancakes because they have “syrup pockets.” wants to utilize fruit roll ups in more ways than one. a noise to describe shane? BOING, BOING, BOING. looks great in sunglasses and can sing “hotel room service” word for word which is really hot ngl. he’s packing front and back. kid’s got cake. is on the road to uphill potential. he thinks his gf is cool whether or not he likes to admit it ( high words are sober thoughts ;) ). desires to be the only pumpkin king.

girl: do you know shane kelly?
other girl: the one that dressed up as daphne?
other other girl: the one with the banana costume?
girl: yeah, that’s him!

by darkredaestheticig September 25, 2023

Lellie Kelly’s

Kelcie’s fan base

Lellie Kelly’s :Rayson, jay, Michal, seamus, Adam, pick me girl,

by Suicide squad December 10, 2021

Brad Kelly

Beware of the Brad Kelly. A muscular creature that stalks the streets of Stoke-on-Trent.

Preys on women and lured them in by calling them a ‘Naughty Dragon’ and ‘Sex Bomb’.

Beware of the Brad Kelly. He is a highly dangerous creature!

Beware of that man! He looks reminds me of that Brad Kelly!

by SOT BreadBin April 13, 2020

kelly greens

A wannabe cheer team full of a bunch hoes who sleep with the opposing teams and or the whole home team. Stay away from the Kelly Greens.

The kelly greens slept with the whole team!

by daveruss21 May 12, 2020

Neg Kelly

A fat person neg Kelly- big belly

“Seen that fella over there lad”

“Hahaha arrrr he’s neg Kelly him watttt”

by R kid mixer man September 24, 2023

jon kelly

Jon Kelly is a good person. He likes to play guitar, ride his bike, play pokemon, walk around the park and look at the sky and appreciate the sunset. He also likes old music that has a cheery melody but very sad heart breaking lyrics. He tends to cut people out of his life because of his anxiety and depression. But stick around with him. He is very caring and sweet. Lastly, he wears a gengar smile.

I met this guy who’s nice and sweet, but sometimes he wont text nor call me. He’s such a Jon Kelly!

by JPR1985 June 29, 2022

Conour Kelly

He’s secretly a drug dealer when he says I’m going home he’s actually selling and won’t let people in his man bag he probably where’s Adidas or Nike and sleeps all the time

Friend: let’s go shops
Conour Kelly: nah I’m going home

Then he goes to sell

by A man February 23, 2020