2. july

The day when the real g’s are born. They love pizza and alcohol!!

Wow that girl eats a lot of pizza, is she born on 2.july?? 2. july babies are cancers

by Pizzaman8629 69 October 25, 2020

July 1st

If you were born on this day, you’re most likely a big booty bitch. You got that birthday cake lil mama. If July 1st is your half birthday then you packing cake, but not nearly as much as July 1st birthday’s.

“Damn, She thicc as fuck, why she packing so much cake, she got implants?”

“Nah bro, she was born on July 1st, everyone born on that day has hella cake.”

by xXxX_v01D_XxXx October 15, 2019

july 24

July 24 is national date your best friend for a day

ay your mine for today it’s July 24 ;)

by Thicbois123 October 15, 2019

July 3rd

1. Uno Reverse Card Day.
2. the day before July 4th

person 1: you're fat
person 2: uno reverse card
person 1: Shit it's July 3rd

by Okgamerbro9001 October 26, 2019

july 28

when your weird friend was born

Boy: Today My weird friend was born
Girl: Oh ya it’s july 28

by SUCKIT42069 November 3, 2019

julie huckstep

A lesbian that has smelly breath and is ugly and makes funny facess. her nails are crusty a hell too

Julie Huckstep is ugly

by Jkes fam December 5, 2019

July 31st

National Kiss Your Girlfriend Day!!

“Hey, it’s july 31st, give me kisses!!”
“uhg, fine!”

by suhreenuh July 30, 2021