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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet
OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan
by Straight Lord January 29, 2019
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Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies
I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night
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jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god
1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight
by Biggerdickthananyoneelse May 15, 2018
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Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.
Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.
by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018
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jonathan bascomb

nice, funny, silly, and awesome.

Jonathan Bascomb : smart
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jonathan parker

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