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by Kaemine June 16, 2010
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by Common Man 9 May 17, 2019
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Jazz trombonist, the greatset that ever lived, could play so fast they thought he used a valve trombone, important bebop musicain played with Miles Davis and Kai Winding, you should look him up some time
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