Joe

A non human that lives in a trash can. He is the most Dumas small eyed nuclear bomb with a tiny penis. Also known as f**k

What the joe!

by Anti Joe October 11, 2018

Joe

Knows you well and adores wanking off under your bed

Person 1 what’s that noise
Joe shhhh I’m having a wank

by GaMeRzZ March 19, 2019

Joeing

To walk off without letting anyone know where you are going or when you will be returning.

Kate: Where has John gone?
Chris: He must be joeing off

by Nothing_45 March 28, 2015

Joe

Joe is very insecure about his sexuality. He often compensates for this by buying more bulking supplements than he will ever be able to take. Not only does he have an extremely short temper but so does his stripper girlfriend. He most likely is only with her to disguise his true feelings that he feels from within. He is most definitely whipped by his narcissistic girlfriend.

Person 1: Have you heard of that guy Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Beta Male.

by Frat Bike February 18, 2019

Joe

A piece of shit who does nothing but play video games and suck butthole eat trash and is ass at most games he plays and he sucks dick

Joe is ass

by GG_KIDZ_GG March 12, 2019

Joe

The kind of person who would get used by a bunch of girls as a taxi driver in high school and loses all his real friends

‘Darn I wish joe wasn’t a hoe’
‘Why is joe such an idiot’
‘Joe you’re retarded’

by Steven Hawking101 May 29, 2018

Joe

Joe a man that is not at all loyal he will cheat on you even tho he says he loves you if you are ever with a joe becareful he is probally flirting with someone other bitch

He is also very fat and normally has fake friends he tries to act hard even tho he isn’t if you have a joe in your life I feel sorry for you

by Roadmanxox February 11, 2019