jackie and bryan

it's a couple who doesn't say I love you and kisses awkwardly

wow I don't want to be like Jackie and Bryan

by John picklemen September 24, 2015

Jackie

A nice, kind, smart and funny woman who is often quite fat. They are the most lovable and nice person you will ever meet, despite their immense weight.

Person A: Yo do you see that fat chick over there? She’s so nice…
Person B: She must be a Jackie.

by gluttony13 December 21, 2024

Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

Jackie

A person who is unbelievably beautiful and wholesome. Just spending 5 minutes talking to this person is enough to boost your spirits.

Man 1: "Bro I met a Jackie today!"

Man 2: "You're a lucky man"

by Sizer95deOlive June 11, 2024

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

schizophrenic jacky boy

a little boy that likes to drink milk all the time and text his annoying ass girlfriend. likes to beg for nudes and people to carry him in comp games (siege, csgo, etc). basically just a huge man thot.

stop being such a schizophrenic jacky boy.

by Zacky Wacky. June 16, 2020

Jackie Infinity

more than times infinity plus one

I’m Jackie infinity upset

by Dtmfeep October 26, 2025