yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

also

when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery

hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.

by alx potham January 29, 2008

Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.

Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!

by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010

intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

by honneamise December 2, 2018

black by injection

Non black person who is considered "black" after having sexual relations with a black person.

Since I am dating Jerome, I am black by injection.

by Dena Sablotny October 13, 2004

Incesting

The act of a family member totally making moves on another family member.

Adrianna: "So my cousin messaged me on Facebook, and he was all like, 'hey baby, good morning, i love you' and I got scared cuz I thought he was incesting me up so I signed out. Then I realized that his fiance has the same name as me."
Brandon: "lol awkward"

by zombiedinosaurseatyou February 19, 2011

Hot Beef Injection Fairy

A fairy who comes to the bedrooms of women aged 18-40 who put their panties underneath their pillows. The fairy will deliver a hot beef injection and take the panties with him to Injection Fairyland.

Sarah got visited by the Hot Beef Injection fairy last night and had to give up her favorite panties.

by The Injection Fairy February 12, 2010

black by injection

A girl or in some cases a guy that is not black but has sex with black men and is there for is considered "black" after having sexual relations with a black person. Depending on the black male(s) involved it could be one time with one black male or 20 plus times with a interracial gangbang.

Also after this happens the person could be consided to be black owned.

I am black by injection because i only have sex with black men and i have been gangbanged many times and black bred 3 times.

by tiff6969 March 11, 2010