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Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023
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Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones
Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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when i don't have time

by bitch1324yolo June 29, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp
by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023
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I have a bigger dick

If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks
I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer
by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022
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nm, i should have stfu

when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you
person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu
by myeongli December 5, 2021
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