I’m fishin

I’m fishin

“?‘Brian: “man how you doin

dan: man I’m fishin I made a 100 K and nailed .
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by Karped July 24, 2020

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023

i’m not much of a dancer

when someone is not giving and therefore insecure and not pussy popping.

amelia: dance with me i wanna build some sexual tension
isaac: “i’m not much of a dancer”

by bigsmellyrheagangster November 29, 2021

i’m fired

When you’re hella high or baked.

“Dude i’m fired”
“Last Friday I was fired”

by pp69poopoo420 April 5, 2020

i’m up who

How to make someone call themselves a poo

Knock knock
Who’s there
I’m up.
I’m up who?
Yes, you are.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 25, 2025

i’m fine

worlds most common lie, when you hear this there is most likely something incredibly wrong with that person, but they don’t want to tell you because they feel like they will waste your time and they do not want to do that to you as you are special to them, always check up on your friends no matter what, they need it more than you think, especially if they have a history of depression, your life matters and so does theirs, if you ever feel like you’re about to end it, call 988, they will help you, no matter whats the problem, no matter what you’re going through, you still matter, you have a purpose, and you will find it

Friend 1: Hey man, are you okay?

Friend 2: yeah man, i’m fine its nothing to worry about.

by Mioiciin October 23, 2022

i’m thruu

when you’re drunk, out your body, off the shits

“yoo i’m thruu”

by lemme see dat cooter momma 346 September 26, 2019