I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin

When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025

I’m not calmed up

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you

“say you’re not calmed up”

Oh Suzanne would you just calm down
No I’m not calmed up

by SHAPIRO-T May 24, 2021

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?

Another word for a pick me

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

Calling out someone for saying something untrue or not possible.

“Did I tell you I won an Oscar recently?”
-Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

by playing1950 February 9, 2023

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

by sizukasinchan May 16, 2025