Halfpipe Hippie

A laidback outdoorsman whose only interest in sports & nature.

Person 1: Bro you’re such a tool. You’re always camping and skateboarding, go to the bars with us.
Person 2: What can I say, I’m just a halfpipe hippie.

by iTackleFatGirls April 9, 2023

horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

by Wezz84 August 26, 2013

hippie 40

A large 22 ounce bottle of strong, craft brewed beer such as Lagunitas, Dogfish Head, Revolution, or Sierra Nevada. Commonly found in the hands "heady" characters seeking a fat buzz and some chill vibes. Goes well with jam bands and cannabis.

Chad: "Yo dawgy dawg, let's go scoop some hippie 40s and hit up couch tour!"
Willie: "Yeah man"

by Doctor Ass December 14, 2013

porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015

Hippie Giving

When one leaves something at another's house for longer than 6 months, it is then their's.

Bob: Hey Jim! That's my coat you're wearing WTF!
Jim: Sorry bro it's been at my house for like a year now, it's mine now, that's the rules of Hippie Giving.

by ChiDemVibes September 27, 2015

carhartt hippy

A person that is from the country, eats shot, caught or hand picked natural foods who is confused for hippy because in the city it’s called organic food.

Often a carhartt hippy will live an outdoorsy, active life style

That carhartt hippy is eating his organic venison again.

by RoxyOneTwo January 7, 2021

Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.

If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.

by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016