help

when someone desperately needs you to politely and quickly get your ass over there to help them, if you want to ig

taylor swifts baby daddy: HELP IM HAVE A CHILD
that one girl: lol no

by the guy banging ur mom December 26, 2021

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman

"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.

by ayessvee October 10, 2020

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for

me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan

by base_ment April 22, 2020

who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.

Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)

by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018

help

you saw the 2 definitions above PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKE WE HAVE TO HELP PINTOBEAN SEND HELP PLEASE!!!

SEND HELP NOW.

by NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo October 24, 2022

Help a furry day!

Help a furry day is helping a furry you can help by giving water to overheating fursuiters

*fursuiter overheating in their suit*
*normal person* hey, I heard it's help a furry day so.. I thought you might need some help?
*fursuiter* thank you so much and it IS help a furry day!

by That little demon August 31, 2023