Culver City handshake

Another neologism for masturbation; from the fact that at one time, seventy five percent of pornographic movies were filmed there. Also called a "West Hollywood handshake".

After his wife went to bed, he engaged in a Culver City handshake while watching his favorite pornographic movies.

by Marcus Plastrus October 4, 2006

San Francisco Handshake

When 2 guys sit across from each other and give each other hand jobs.

Nick: Where are Jon and Jose?
Mike: Probably in Jose's basement doing a San Francisco Handshake.

by MilMike15 August 2, 2008

San Antonio handshake

<Noun>

Novelty sex-act performed by receiving a hand job from an African-American female in the missionary position in the vicinity of San Antonio, TX.

Man, my buddy got a San Antonio Handshake after the wedding reception last week!

by SAhandshake April 21, 2014

Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.

Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

by Mjolnir12982 October 30, 2018

hershey handshake

You're on the bowl taking a dump and you're in a rush to get off, but you haven't fully pinched off the last loaf and you go to wipe. But, as you're approach with the tissue in hand, that last loaf finally gets pinched and falls right on your fingers.

I just had a hershey handshake at the end of my #2.

by Pilfjd May 15, 2007

Vulcan Handshake

A sexual move where a man puts his hand into the Vulcan "V" shape like Spock from Star Trek - two fingers together to the right and two fingers together to the left with a V shape in the middle. Next, he places his thumb on a woman's clitoris, inserts his pointer finger and middle finger into her vagina, and inserts his ring finger and pinky into her anus. He then shakes his hand vigorously until she orgasms.

Bill: "Did you have sex with Rita?"
Ted: "No, but I gave her the Vulcan Handshake until she screamed for mercy!"

by Random Perv March 12, 2009

handshake

a medieval high five

Sir Thomas, mounted on his black stallion, gave a handshake to Sir Jamal as they passed one another on the street. "Wut up dawg," responded Sir Jamal.

by Butzo November 16, 2006