by mommymayu March 27, 2023
Get the griffin#8120mug. People named Griffin are usually very kind, funny, and heartwarming. They typically have something they are known for (Gaming, sports, theater, etc.), but then do many other extracurricular activities and have lots of hobbies. They usually can play at least one instrument. Most Griffins love cuddles, no matter their relationship with the other person/s participating in said cuddles (Sig. Other, friends, family). They may not admit that they like cuddles, however many Griffins do. Their love language is touch, so expect lots of hugs, kisses, high fives, fist bumps, cuddles, and other forms of affectionate touch (mainly platonic). Many Griffins are touch-starved, so if they are showing signs of this, play with their hair, give them good hugs, etc, etc. Griffins can use any pronouns (He- Him, She-Her, They-Them, Etc.)
Person one: Did you see them over there? They are very nice! We are going to play video games later!
Person two: Did they give you a hug?
Person one: yes....
Person two: Lucky! They are such a Griffin.
Person two: Did they give you a hug?
Person one: yes....
Person two: Lucky! They are such a Griffin.
by GriffinPuff April 27, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. 
When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.
The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
Get the Mayo Griffinmug. When a bisexual* enby seeks a relationship with a couple** to satisfy their fantasies.
Seen as a negative in the polyamory community which advocates equal relationships, and as a positive in swinger communities which advocate exploration of sexual fantasies.
* It's not just a bisexual enby - can be a non-binary person of any sexual orientation (even heterosexual)
** It's not just couples - can be any arrangement of partners (e.g. three, or four people) in a pre-existing relationship
Seen as a negative in the polyamory community which advocates equal relationships, and as a positive in swinger communities which advocate exploration of sexual fantasies.
* It's not just a bisexual enby - can be a non-binary person of any sexual orientation (even heterosexual)
** It's not just couples - can be any arrangement of partners (e.g. three, or four people) in a pre-existing relationship
I love pleasing others. I'm a griffin, and I don't care if griffin hunters message me.
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I'm so tired of being treated like a griffin. Like I really just want to satisfy your desires!
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I'm so tired of being treated like a griffin. Like I really just want to satisfy your desires!
by x.. July 14, 2020
Get the Griffinmug. In this I spit straight facts. literally. Griffin is straight. Of what we know. But he attracts a lot of girls. no doubt about it. For example me. I have liked him for a long long time. But little do I comprehend he doesnt fucking love me back. Griffin is a cute guy, he is funny, athletic, and even good in band. I mean fuck hes the whole package. Griffin in a good human being. And well I love him, and he cant know, this shit hurts man, really does.
by im the real tea spiller November 27, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. by George Griffin May 12, 2018
Get the george griffinmug.