Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!

This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010

gettin' hooge

turning into a badass, when you were formally a weakling.

I used to be weak, but now I'm gettin' Hooge.

by Ryan D'Price September 22, 2013

getting guts

Verb. To have sex. To get pussy. To slay. To put your penis into the vagina or asshole of a female and enjoy the feeling of their slippery insides.

Eugene, what are you going to do when you get to Vegas. Eugene: I'm going to be getting guts!

Eugene: I'm going to be getting those guts! Every night!

by PIGFORLIFE February 12, 2015

getting the glass slipper

When four people get together they take turns stuffing the neck of a glass bottle in their anus. Three people try to insert the neck of the bottle one at a time, while the fourth person runs full speed and kicks the legs out from under the person holding the bottle, so they fall on the bottle pushing it further into the anus. The person who has the best fit (the one that goes in the furthest) is the one that gets the glass slipper

We played the new game at Bobby's house it's called getting the glass slipper.

by Theslippyone November 18, 2017

Pussy Gettin wagon

A Pussy Gettin' Wagon (also known as a PGW) is any 1/2 ton or larger truck, with upgraded tires and wheels, and no less than a 6" lift. One uses a PGW to get copious amounts of pussy when and where one wants. PGW's can be seen throughout your Southern States where country girls are easily seduced by the sight of a large truck. Warning, your PGW will bring all the girls to the yard, so be prepared to fend off the duff's. With great Pussy Getting power, comes great Pussy Getting responsibility.

"Dang girl, did you see Jason's new truck?"
"Yeah he's been talkin about Gettin that Pussy Gettin wagon (PGW) for months now"

by Gooodone January 19, 2014

getting yours

An expression that implies someone experiencing orgasm in the casual sense.

"Dang woman! I get mine everytime! Why do you have trouble getting yours?!"

by wraxus November 21, 2005

Getting head

Verb1: when someone sucks ur dick
Verb2: when someone eats ur pussy (or licks ur pussy and bites it

Hey babe I'm gonna be getting head

by Let's get freaky 👅🍆 May 28, 2019